A million ways to die and you lot chose fucking consumerism.
The dinosaurs literally had brains the size of peanuts and it took a meteor from outer space to end their legacy.
When we decided the consumer is king, we gave us all free license to turn into aresholes. I want it faster, cheaper, in more colours, flavours, I want it all.
We’ve made 35 of these available, just in case we get a run on.
It’s a beanie. You wear it. On your head. Made from a 100% acrylic, stretchable rib-nit fabric from China.